(I never knew I)
(I never knew I)
Mic check, one two
(I never knew I)
Who woulda knew?
(I never knew I)
Who`da known?
(I never knew I)

F**k, what a story
(I never knew I)
Motherf**ker comes out
(I never knew I)
And sells a couple of million records
(I never knew I)
And these motherf**kers hit the ceiling
(I never knew I)

I don`t do black music, I don`t do white music
I make fight music, for high school kids
I put lives at risk, when I drive like this
I put wives at risk with a knife like this
S**t, you probably think I`m in your tape deck now
I`m in the back seat of your truck, with duct tape stretched out
Ducked the f**k way down, waitin` to straight jump out
Put it over your mouth, and grab you by the face, what now?
Oh, you want me to watch my mouth, how?
Take my f**kin` eyeballs out, and turn `em around

Look, I`ll burn your f**kin` house down, circle around
And hit the hydrant, so you can`t put your burnin` furniture out
I`m sorry, there must be a mix up
You want me to fix up lyrics while the President gets his dick sucked?
F**k that, take drugs, rape sluts
Make fun of gay clubs, men who wear make up
Get aware, wake up, get a sense of humor
Quit tryin` to censor music, this is for your kid`s amusement
But don`t blame me, when lil` Eric jumps off of the terrace
You shoulda been watchin` him, apparently you ain`t parents

`Cause I never knew I, knew I would get this big
I never knew I, knew I`d effect this kid
I never knew I`d, get him to slit his wrist
I never knew I`d, get him to hit this bitch
I never knew I, knew I would get this big
I never knew I, knew I`d effect this kid
I never knew I`d, get him to slit his wrist
I never knew I`d, get him to hit this bitch

So who`s bringin` the guns in this country?
I couldn`t sneak a plastic pellet gun through customs over in London
And last week, I seen a Schwarzenegger movie
Where he`s shootin` all sorts of these motherf**kers with a Uzi
I sees three little kids, up in the front row
Screamin, "Go", with their seventeen year old uncle
I`m like, "Guidance, ain`t they got the same moms and dads
Who got mad when I asked, if they liked violence?"

And told me that my tape taught `em to swear
What about the make up you allow, your twelve year old daughter to wear?
So tell me, that your son doesn`t know any cuss words
When his bus driver`s screamin` at him, f**kin` him up worse
And `F**k` was the first word I ever learned
Up in the third grade, flippin` the gym teacher the bird

So read up, about how I used to get beat up
Peed on, be on free lunch, and change school every three months
My life`s like kinda what my wife`s like
F**ked up after I beat her f**kin` ass every night
So how much easier would life be
If nineteen million motherf**kers grew to be just like me?

`Cause I never knew I, knew I would get this big
I never knew I, knew I`d effect this kid
I never knew I`d, get him to slit his wrist
I never knew I`d, get him to hit this bitch
I never knew I, knew I would get this big
I never knew I, knew I`d effect this kid
I never knew I`d, get him to slit his wrist
I never knew I`d, get him to hit this bitch, I never knew I`d

Have a new house or a new car
A couple years ago I was more poorer than you are
I don`t got that bad of a mouth, do I?
F**k s**t ass bitch c**t, shooby de doo wop
Skibbedy be bop, a Christopher Reeves
Sonny Bono, skis horses and hittin` some trees
How many retards`ll listen to me?
And run up in the school shootin`
When they`re pissed at a teach

Her, him, is it you, is it them?
Wasn`t me, Slim Shady said to do it again!
Damn! How much damage can you do with a pen?
Man I`m just as f**ked up as you woulda been
If you woulda been, in my shoes, who woulda thought?
Slim Shady would be somethin` that you woulda bought
That woulda made you get a gun and shoot at a cop
I just said it, I ain`t know if you`d do it or not

`Cause I never knew I, knew I would get this big
I never knew I, knew I`d effect this kid
I never knew I`d, get him to slit his wrist
I never knew I`d, get him to hit this bitch
I never knew I, knew I would get this big
I never knew I, knew I`d effect this kid
I never knew I`d, get him to slit his wrist
I never knew I`d, get him to hit this bitch

How the f**k was I supposed to know?