Oh my goodness, what have I done?
Oh no, I can`t believe it
It`s like I`ve got the whole world in my palm
And I`m ready to drop bombs

Welcome to the Slim Shady Mecca, Rebecca
It`s the village in New York, right next to the TriBeCa
That`s my sector, homosexual dissector
Come again, rewind selector

I said nice rectum, I had a vasectomy, Hector
So you can`t get pregnant if I buy sex and erect ya`
Hannibal Lecter into guy sex and I bet ya`
I tantalize ya` and in less then 5 seconds I get ya`

They say once bitten and twice shy
Well, I`m next to the guy with 9 ecstasy pills and 5 extra
Boxes of ripped condoms and quantities
Why? Yes sir, I took the rest of the Lunesta pills from my dresser

That`s my kind of vibe, what else should I try, Lester?
Drop kicked the bitch before her second trimester
Performed a home abortion with Dexter
Then I guess, I`ll dig a fetus out with a wire hanger then digest her

I guess it`s time for you to hate me again
Let`s begin, now hand me the pin
How should I begin it and where does it all end?
The world is just my medicine ball, you`re all in

I said, I guess it`s time for you to hate me again
Let`s begin, now hand me the pin
How should I begin it and where does it all end?
My medicine ball, you`re in my medicine ball, friends

All my West Side bitches throw it up
Put a balloon inside your pussy, quief and blow it up
Man, I think that Eggers fell off the tip, didn`t show enough
So you better change the station to keep from throwing up

Man, you`ve seen it all before, you`re all too familiar with it
There`s a penis on the floor and two balls so you know who did it
You know you with it girl, don`t front, oh no, you didn`t
I won`t rape all the Pussycat Dolls, Nicole, you kiddin`?

I`ll pee on Rihanna, see man, I`ll do what I wanna
Spray perfume in a sauna room, crazy gluing Madonna
To the La-Z-Boy sofa, fold her in two then sit on her
Imagine the visual for that man who would`ve thought I

Could ever be such a relentless prick unleashing his vengeance
But the chick`s so old, she looks like she outlived her life sentence
I never meant this rhyme to be so offensive
If you weren`t so defensive, it wouldn`t be, you`re so sensitive

I guess it`s time for you to hate me again
Let`s begin, now hand me the pin
How should I begin it and where does it all end?
The world is just my medicine ball, you`re all in

I said, I guess it`s time for you to hate me again
Let`s begin, now hand me the pin
How should I begin it and where does it all end?
My medicine ball, you`re in my medicine ball, friends

Put Christopher Reeves on a unicycle with a kickstand
Kick it up and push him and lead him right into quicksand
Here, you need a hand, big man?
Grab a hold of this branch with both hands
Man, they don`t understand I`m just a sick man

Now everybody`s pissed at me like it`s my fault
This name rhymes with so many different words, geez
So one last time, Mr. Christopher Reeves
Won`t you break it down for me and just spit the verse, please

Eminem, I`m coming to kill you
Always hated you and I still do
You`ll never fill my shoes, my Superman costume
Doesn`t even fit you, they don`t feel you

You`re taking this s**t too far
Who do you think you are? Hang my suit up in the armoire
Everyday I hate you more and more
Throw down the cardboard
Let`s break dance if you think you`re hardcore

I guess it`s time for you to hate me again
Let`s begin, now hand me the pin
How should I begin it and where does it all end?
The world is just my medicine ball, you`re all in

I said, I guess it`s time for you to hate me again
Let`s begin, now hand me the pin
How should I begin it and where does it all end?
My medicine ball, you`re in my medicine ball, friends

The world is mine