{Call this mother f**ker
Ohh f**k yeah
Give `em a piece of my mind
A piece of my ass
(Thanks for waiting)
(Sir, may I help you?)
Ohh thank you
I need to make a collect call
(What number?)
Ohh
The number`s 6 2
(At the tone, please say your name)
Kenneth Kaniff from Connecticut
Automated piece of s**t}

{(Yo)
Hey there c**k boy
(Who`s this?)
This is Ken Kannif
(Who?)
Ken Kannif from Connecticut, ya little bitch
(From Connecticut?)
Yea you wanna get a
(I don`t know nobody in Connecticut)
You wanna get a hotel room with me?
(A hotel room?)
Yeah, you want me to lick your ass, Eminem
(Ha, yo, who, who is this? Cage?)
Hey, pa ha
You want me to f**kin` melt in your mouth and not in your hand?
Melt in your ass, you little c**k boy
(He k k k, yo shut up you little bitch)
Oh you think I`m lyin` huh?
Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha
(Buh)}