I hit the bottle in the morning in the summer time
I quit my job `cause it gets in the way
I find a party by the ocean, buy the cheapest wine
Called up my friends to come and waste the day

I got a dime bag, corduroys, colored sleeves
And a bindle and some LSD
Now I`m just lookin` for a girl to meet
To help me to forget my name

I could spend my lifetime gettin` high
Never wanna live in a suit and tie
Most of us are just livin` a lie
Tryin` to get f**ked up every night

I`m gettin` drunk all night
Oh, I`m gettin` drunk all day
Oh, I`m gettin` drunk all night
I`m sorry but I have to say
I`m too drunk to f**k

Now the party was jumpin` and the girls were fine
With the lipstick summer glaze
I got so many women comin` after me
I put some pussy on layaway

I was smoked out, tore up, drunk as f**k
And I wouldn`t wanna change a thing
Young and dumb and full of c**
With a sugar-loaded candy cane

I could spend my lifetime gettin` high
Never wanna live in a suit and tie
Most of us are just livin` a lie
Tryin` to get f**ked up every night

I`m gettin` drunk all night
Oh, I`m gettin` drunk all day
Oh, I`m gettin` drunk all night
Oh, I`m gettin` drunk all day

Oh, I`m gettin` drunk all night
Oh, I`m gettin` drunk all day
Oh, I`m gettin` drunk all night
I`m sorry but I have to say
I`m too drunk to f**k you!
Aw yeah! I`m too drunk to f**k you!

I can`t eat, can`t sleep and I`m bored as f**k
And the girl I want just walked away
She just found out I`m too drunk to f**k
It looks like I`m not gettin` laid

I could spend my lifetime gettin` high
Never wanna live in a suit and tie
Most of us are just livin` a lie
Tryin` to get f**ked up every night

I`m gettin` drunk all night
Oh, I`m gettin` drunk all day
Oh, I`m gettin` drunk all night
Oh, I`m gettin` drunk all day

Oh, I`m gettin` drunk all night
Oh, I`m gettin` drunk all day
I`m gettin` drunk all night
I`m sorry but I have to say
I`m too drunk to f**k you!

Yeah! No, too drunk to f**k you, ooh!
I`m too drunk to f**k you, somebody, help me!
Lord have mercy, somebody help me
I can`t f**kin` breathe, I`m too drunk to f**k!